"Assholes Everywhere" Door Corner Decoration
Graphic Irreverence: The Design Intervention Defying Convention
The "Assholes Everywhere" corner design piece represents a bold foray of 3D graphic art into private interior design. This finished object is not merely a decorative accessory; it is an aesthetic statement of intent that uses humour and pop iconography to transform door frames with a striking personality. Its silhouette, combining balanced geometric typography with an anthropomorphic character full of attitude, is designed to create an immediate visual impact on the viewer. As a high-fidelity element with precision finishes, it offers a physical presence that adds volume and dynamic shadow play to the home’s most overlooked angles. It is the ideal solution for those seeking to give their space a rebellious identity through advanced manufacturing objects that allow for total colour customisation with over 25 colours to choose from.
Form Engineering and Material Excellence
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- \Perimeter Fit Architecture\\ \
- This element features a right-angle geometry optimised for integration into standard door frames. Its design allows for stable support through a structural balance system, ensuring the figure remains perfectly aligned with the home’s mouldings. This precision engineering ensures the piece appears to emerge directly from the space’s architecture, maintaining absolute visual coherence that fits perfectly into the top corners of any room.\ \
- \High-Density Synthetic Compound\\ \
- Crafted from a high-density compound with high molecular mass, this piece offers superior structural rigidity and a solid feel that denotes its premium quality. Unlike conventional decorations, this material is inert and possesses rigorous dimensional stability against temperature changes. Its density ensures that the finest details, such as the iconographic gesture of the toilet paper character, maintain permanent sharpness and exceptional mechanical resistance for daily use.\ \
- \Colour Customisation and Satin Finish\\ \
- The surface is defined by unprecedented aesthetic versatility, allowing you to select the ideal finish from a palette of more than 25 colours. The low-reflection satin treatment allows the typography and character features to stand out with absolute clarity under any lighting condition. This surface is fingerprint-resistant and offers a visual depth that elevates the object to the category of a collector's item, allowing you to coordinate the piece’s tone with existing interior design colour schemes.\ \
- \Parametric Scale Adaptation\\ \
- Thanks to our technical manufacturing methodology, it is possible to adjust the dimensions of the piece for large-format door frames or smaller spaces. This flexibility ensures that the proportion between text and figure remains harmonious, allowing for the customisation of the piece’s visual impact according to the hierarchy of the installation space, whether in a residential setting or a creative studio seeking a touch of irreverent distinction.\ \
Integration into Contemporary Design Spaces
This decorative object finds its ideal setting on bathroom doors, studios, or entrances to private areas where visual honesty and characterful design are valued. Its availability in over 25 colours makes it easy to integrate naturally with walls of any shade, timber, or industrial-inspired environments. By placing the piece in the top corner of the frame, an unexpected focal point is created that breaks architectural monotony and encourages playful interaction. It is a figure designed to be the centre of attention, defining an environment’s character through high-end manufacturing and a bold message. The material’s durability ensures its attitude remains intact over time, resisting surface wear in the home’s highest-traffic areas.
Frequently Asked Questions
\\How is this piece securely installed on the door frame?\
The object is designed with a right-angle base that sits directly on the top moulding of the door. Its structural balance allows it to remain stable, although we recommend using a light double-sided adhesive to ensure a permanent fix against the usual movement of the door.\
\What maintenance does the finish require to avoid losing colour intensity?\
Maintenance is extremely simple thanks to the low porosity of the high-density compound. Simply wiping with a dry microfibre cloth to remove dust is sufficient. Its surface is hard-wearing and does not require chemical products to preserve the vibrancy of the chosen tone from our range of over 25 colours.\
\Is the material resistant to constant humidity in areas like the bathroom?\
Yes, the synthetic compound used is completely waterproof and non-porous. Unlike other materials, it does not suffer from oxidation or swelling due to water vapour. This property makes it the perfect accessory for bathroom door frames, guaranteeing absolute structural and aesthetic durability in humid environments.\
\Why choose this corner piece over a common vinyl or sticker?\
This object offers a three-dimensionality and relief play that a vinyl cannot replicate. Being a solid element with volume, it provides premium tactile and visual quality. Additionally, its mechanical resistance and the option to choose from more than 25 colours offer professional-level customisation.\
\Can the piece be requested for either the right or left corner of the door?\
Our design architecture allows the piece to be manufactured in both orientations to suit any door opening. You only need to indicate the desired corner so that the figure and text adjust perfectly to your architectural space's visual flow and the direction of travel.\
At Fluxenna, quality is non-negotiable. That is why we operate under a rigorous workflow:
- Made-to-Order Manufacturing: Every piece is made on demand within 2 business days, ensuring absolute quality control and the post-processing required for a professional finish.
- Transparent Logistics: Once your piece is complete, your order will be dispatched immediately. You can check specific shipping times and costs for your location directly at checkout before completing your order.